Republicans: President Obama smoked pot in college! That tells us a lot about his moral character!
Mitt Romney: *bullied a blind teacher, impersonated a cop, and physically assaulted a gay classmate*
Republicans: BUT HE WAS JUST A KID, KIDS DO DUMB THINGS
pufflehuff: if rapunzel had wifi she wouldn’t have wanted to leave her tower so bad
nayx: hey did it hurt when ur refrigerator fell from heaven???? well you better go catch it!!!!!!!!!!!!
locustbrain2000: two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.
dogcorn: i’m buysexual (buy me stuff and ill like u)